1. I don't smoke or drink or swear anymore... Fuck! I left my bag of weed at the pub. (C.R.A.Z.Y.)
2. We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal. (uber-ina: Trainspotting)
3. Allison, I'm sorry to get you locked up! But tonight, well, you were the coolest date I ever had! (Cry Baby)
4. And on winding roads, in crowded clubs or hotel bars, this shipwreck of the streets rehearsed his future glory. A cigarette tracing a ladder to the stars. (Velvet Goldmine)
5. Besides, I can't fall in love with anyone. (rivereye: Moulin Rouge)
6. The French have said au revoir to the franc, the Germans have said auf wiedersehen to the mark, and the Portuguese have said... whatever to their thing. (Millions)
7. Everything in this room is eatable, even I am eatable! But that is called "cannibalism", my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. (rivereye: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
8. If I wasn't a transvestite terrorist, would you marry me? (Breakfast on Pluto)
9. You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. (uber-ina: Snatch)
10. Normally I don't usually meet people, unless I already know them. (Shallow Grave)
11. The video arcade is down the street. Here we just sell small rectangular objects. They're called books. They require a little effort on your part, and make no bee-bee-bee-bee-beeps. On your way please. (The NeverEnding Story I)
12. I wish I knew how to quit you. (Brokeback Mountain)
13. You must become more than just a man in the mind of your opponent. (Batman Begins - I'm VERY disappointed that you did not find out this one, girls )
14. Attacked by Christmas toys? That's strange, that's the second toy complaint we've had. (rivereye: The Nightmare before Christmas)
15. I don't care how rich he is, as long as he has a yacht, his own private railroad car, and his own toothpaste. (Some like it hot)